Fat Man Walking


My Name is Steve Vaught, (born Stephen James Liller in Youngstown, Ohio). I am a 39 year old, happily married father of two great kids and I have a pretty good life here in Southern California. You would think that I would be happy because of these things, but I am not. I am not happy because I am fat and being fat makes every day unhappy.

I am going to walk across the United states from San Diego to NYC to lose weight and regain my life!

Why go to Tiffany's for a wedding band when you have one grown from your own bones?

Is Everything Four?




The trick is that you look at how many characters a word contains. E.g. everything contains ten characters. Ten contains three characters. Hence ten is three. Three again, consists of five characters. Five uses the magic number of four characters. Four has four characters and is thus .
It is as simple as that.
It works because four is the only number with the same number of characters as it's value. All the other values converge to four at a given point.

THREE GREAT EPISODES OF "LEAVE IT TO BUSH" (some not safe for work)

Episode 1
starring Gary Bussey

Episode 2 with Bill Cosby

Episode 3with Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Walken

An oldie but goodie:John Cleese's Declaration of Revocation

Stipple Portrait Drawings by Wall Street Journal portrait artist Noli Novak.

This test will measure your type of humor. It won't tell you if you are, in fact, funny.

the Wit


(65% dark, 34% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

Darren Brown plays with the subconcious minds of shoppers in a mall using Powers of Suggestion

"Some of the signs in the site are downright bizarre - they certainly make you wonder what was going on in the minds of those people designing these signs. "