The worst costumes.

Gallery of unfortunate Halloween cards. :(

Very scary masks.

Trick or treat

Virtual ouija board. I say "wee ja" in my head but "wee jee" out loud.

Happy Halloween from Jack Chick.

What time is it?

Haunted dollhouse.

Art 4 God

NO wonder we have trouble seeing stars at night: Nasa earthlights image

What
lesser-known Simpsons character are you?

Brought to you by the good folks at sacwriters.com.

Ellen is the same character as me.

Fun with optical illusions.

Singing horses.

The boy with immovable hair.

Your home is on the internet. Big Brother is watching.

All work and no play makes Jack polka! What the F?!

Happy Time Blow Job Bib. Not for babies.

A room definesYOU.

Send bloody fingermailto that someone special for Halloween.

More kittenrock

Cast a spell.

Analyze your name.
(thank you Laurel)

kirsten:

You have good recuperative abilities and strong mental determination. You are very private and dislike others prying into your affairs. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You enjoy a challenge. You can take thought-directed actions. You try to be prudent. You have good business acumen. Your privacy is important to you. You have a rich inner life. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind.

elise:
You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You need to learn to give and receive love for love's sake. You have a need to be assured of affection. You have a need to earn money to prove your success to society and must learn the true value of material gains and status. You need to learn to be expressive. You are a person who cannot tolerate being misunderstood.


hall:
You are an 11th hour person, always succeeding just in the nick of time. The lesson of money is prominent in your life. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. You must learn the lessons of self-worth; learn to love yourself before you can love others. You must learn the lessons of self-worth; learn to love yourself before you can love others.

Open letter from Michael Moore (http://michaelmoore.com/message/index.php)
(thank you Mark)


Wednesday, October 25th, 2002

Yes, It Was a Bushmaster.


Dear friends,

Yesterday, Larry Bennett, a 16-year old, was shot in the head after he was involved in a minor traffic accident. You probably didn't hear about it because, well, how could he be dead if he wasn't shot by The Sniper?

Yesterday, an unidentified woman was shot to death in her car in Fenton, MI. You probably didn't hear about it because she had the misfortune of not being shot by The Sniper.

Two nights ago, Charles D. Bennett, 48, an apartment security guard, was shot to death after confronting two teenagers in his parking lot in Memphis, TN. You probably didn't hear about it because the sniper was too busy sleeping in his car that night, and thus, poor Charles was not shot by The Sniper.

Yes, The Sniper has apparently been caught, so we can go back now to NOT reporting the DOZENS of gun deaths that occur every day, the ones that just aren't newsworthy because they happen in all those old boring ways -- unlike the ways of The Sniper, who was interesting and creative and exciting and scary! He played so much better on the news.

Of course, had Congress not caved in to the NRA we would have known after the first HOUR of the first day of the killings three weeks ago that those bullets were coming out of a rifle that belonged to John Williams/Mohammad. How would we know this? It's right there in the state records in New Jersey: this gun was purchased this past July, under the name of John Mohammad!

Many more people died needlessly in the days and weeks after that first hour of the shootings, and every one of their deaths could have probably been prevented had we had a national ballistics fingerprinting data base.

Thank you, Mr. Heston for this unnecessary carnage. Thank you, Mr. Bush, for supporting Mr. Heston and his group's agenda -- which protects only the criminals.

And thank you, Bushmaster Firearms, Inc., for providing the gun used to shoot the 13 people in the DC area. Bushmaster's president, Richard E. Dyke, was the Maine finance chairman of George W. Bush's 2000 Presidential campaign. According to Business Week, Dyke had to step down as Bush's finance chair "after reporters began quizzing him about his business dealings. Bushmaster Firearms Inc., is notorious for using loopholes to sidestep a 1994 federal ban on assault rifles." Bush and Bushmaster. Too tragically perfect.

If everyone reading this letter (and you now number in the millions) would share this fact with just one person who is thinking of skipping going to the polls on Nov. 5th, I believe that on Nov. 6th, Mr. Bush will have neither the Senate nor the House doing his or Heston's bidding. Americans don't like people who assist serial killers in being able to ratchet up their kills because The Sniper knows that his bullets are prohibited by law from being traced to his gun.

That, in a nutshell, is what the NRA is all about -- and I implore all responsible gun owners and hunters to join with me in putting an end to the NRA agenda once and for all. Don't give Bush his majority on November 5th. He's already seen to it that his cronies in big business have wiped out your 401 (K), and they are doing their best to see that you are left with no pension at all. That alone should be reason enough to NOT pull a single lever for a Republican on Nov. 5th. Send a message. Do something brave.

Yours,

Michael Moore mike@michaelmoore.com www.michaelmoore.com

Elephants YEAH!
(thanks Ellen)

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.