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polapolapolapolapola... project

I am 30% British, just like
Madonna
Just as happy in LA or London. Aren't the narrow roads in the UK quaint.

Take the Brit Quiz at
www.darrenlondon.tripod.com/britquiz1.htm
Quiz written by Daz

The Picture of Everything

MANCATCHER VOODOO KIT

How would you answer the Baby Jesus?!

"Pissed off? Wish you could run over your landlord with a semi? Did your computer crash 30 seconds away from saving your masterpiece? Girlfriend leave you for a circus midget? We feel your pain. Come on in and tell us all about it!"
godfuckingdamnit.com
Pete, you can out-rant these jokers.

who sung it?

mulletjunky
(via Laurel)

"The acquired skill known as Trouser Semaphore is swiftly gaining currency as the only way for people of quality to communicate in an age of rapidly escalating background noise levels."

"Myth:
Wal-Mart "Buys American" and Wal-Mart "Brings it Home to the USA."

Fact:
Two 1998 studies that surveyed clothing on Wal-Mart store racks and shelves found 80% and sometimes more thatn 9o% of the apparel items were produced overseas, many in countries where sweatshops and child labor are prevelant."


Walmart Myths and Reality

Have you ever wanted to swap identies with someone? I did it and am now a Canadian axe-weilding kid with a mohawk.

How Would YOU Take Over the World?

"The Authentic History Center is comprised of images of artifacts, sounds, and written letters and diaries. We believe that these items reflect the history and societal values of the time period in which they were produced. They are presented here without comment for individual study of American History."

Electronic Gaming Monthly interviews some kids playing Pong, Atari, Mattel handheld football, and Donkey Kong.

If you love your pet so much why don't you just marry it?

"wherever you go and whatever you do there's something big waiting for me and you"... how do I know all the words?
from my new favorite site retromedia

Jack Chick wishes you a Happy Halloween