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"CREATE YOUR PERFECT MAN.

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The Chinese believe that each feature of the face carries information about that person's character and personality.

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"There are lots of crafty things people do to save money. Some are good ideas, some are lousy ideas, and some are downright criminal.

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It Came From the 1971 Sears Catalog