Hello my future girlfriend...

"Rock On 3
Ordinary images, but now... they rock"
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"Looking for Big Trouble? Want to date an angry man-hating control freak? (me neither)
Just by looking at a few key letters can help you, and your friends, avoid a relationship full of games, betrayals, and emotional heartaches."

handwritinguniversity.com

The Adventures of Tom Cruise and Spork

ALL FALL DOWN

Hand to Hand Combat Facility

"Best Bar Moves.
Let's face it, drinking is a sport and a bar is the playing field. If you want to win - and who doesn't want to win? - study these time-tested moves. And remember, practice, practice, practice."

"Lopez's representatives gave the production crew this detailed "rider" describing what needed to be in place prior to the diva's arrival. "
She's just Jenny from the block...

maze generator

ugly couch contest

happy fun song

micro scooter death

six perfect sideburns in five minutes

playing with bricks

The Layman's Guide to Suicide
Nothing is worse than an ill-planned, haphazard, last-minute suicide.

play Seconds of Madness

hipster bingo

"One of the most prominent landmarks in the East Village in Manhattan is a statue of a giant steel cube. ...we decided the plain black cube would look nicer as the world's largest Rubik's Cube!"

The Budget Traveller's Guide to Sleeping in Airports

SILENCE! Silence of the Lambs: The Musical