Monday, August 15, 2005

“President Bush talked tough today. He said he’s not backing out, he’s staying the course for as long as it takes. He’s in it for the long haul. Not Iraq—-his 5-week vacation.”—Jay Leno

“President Bush is at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, and here’s the good news: he says he will only stay until Crawford is capable of self rule.”—David Letterman

“President Bush is now in the second week of his five-week vacation down there in Crawford, Texas. He’s been taking a lot of criticism for this long vacation and his aides say he has his laptop with him so he can still play Solitaire and Minesweep—-so it’s business as usual.”—Jay Leno

“In a radio speech this weekend Bush said, ‘I will not be satisfied until every American who wants to work can find a job.’ Then Bush went back to his five-week vacation.”—Conan O’Brien

“President Bush is on a five-week vacation. From what?”—David Letterman

“And while President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.”—Jay Leno


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