“President Bush talked tough today. He said he’s not backing out, he’s staying the course for as long as it takes. He’s in it for the long haul. Not Iraq—-his 5-week vacation.”—Jay Leno “President Bush is at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, and here’s the good news: he says he will only stay until Crawford is capable of self rule.”—David Letterman “President Bush is now in the second week of his five-week vacation down there in Crawford, Texas. He’s been taking a lot of criticism for this long vacation and his aides say he has his laptop with him so he can still play Solitaire and Minesweep—-so it’s business as usual.”—Jay Leno “In a radio speech this weekend Bush said, ‘I will not be satisfied until every American who wants to work can find a job.’ Then Bush went back to his five-week vacation.”—Conan O’Brien “President Bush is on a five-week vacation. From what?”—David Letterman “And while President Bush was out of town Hillary Clinton stopped by the White House on Friday for an important meeting with her decorator.”—Jay Leno