"Bombadil aka B-dil aka MC First and Fatherless has been dropping hobbit
rhymes since naught but ents roamed the hills of middle-earth. That's right:
sucker MCs, wargs and wildmen beware... Ol' Tom's older than your mama's
mama's mama and he's got the song for you and yours. Wanna battle B-dil?
Now that's strange behavior. Dil resides in his crib in the Old Forest,
getting his freak on with Goldberry, the finest river daughter west of
Misty Mountains. His rhymes are renowned in all great books of yore."
Lords of the Rhymes